Paris Fail: Wedding Dress Cabaret

The Moulin Rouge, the red windmill -- we all know it.  Made famous by, amongst others, Nicole Kidman, the  dance hall is something of a Paris icon.  And what better way to celebrate your wedding than a photo shoot at the infamous cabaret where women once -- and still do -- take off their tops to make ends meet?

Iconic, of course, but, Lady in the Red Dress, let me tell you, to add the air shaft into the mix is borderline tacky.  As if that red dress weren't already...

It's OK, his white suit just proves that you two are made for each other.  Love is blind, after all.  Congrats!